Wel ya now, Good Ol boys gonna be good ta each otha an as long as he as wuz good ta us ritus men, we gotta be good ta him.

And to tell you the truth, I still haven’t figured out when and how to tell him that the nice man passed away.

Well put, not many guys dodge that bullet!

Thanks man, that was exactly what I told him right afterwards, but he was only 3-4 years old at the time so will have to keep it up. I am never really starstruck by celebrities but this was an exception. I could barely get out the words telling him how greatly I admired his work and personality.

Thanks, I sure will! But my son was only 3-4 years old so slim chance for him.

A couple of years ago my son and I were killing time while my wife was getting her hair done. We were walking towards a Starbucks to get the boy a chocolate milk when I spotted Dick freaking Enberg walking at us towards the door of the Starbucks as well. I slowed down so that Dick and his assistant would reach the…

Because your team has the classier dirty players? I believe one of your teams players was suspended this very week for a dirty shot, no?

That pic up top lets me know what Mr. Burns looked like at age 30.

It all ends up in the same place!

He ded, and not grateful for your comment

Hey, some people don’t recognize when their guardian angel appears to save them from themselves.

No shit! It’s puff puff give not puff puff puff motherfuckers! Roll that tiki to the left hand side or face the consequences ya bogartin fucker.

Please don’t assume that anyone outside of Texas gives one flying fuck about what people from Texas think.

You sir are rumblin, stumblin, tumblin to a divorce!

He is a mix of Lionel Hutz and Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer so that is dead on.

With a little bit of Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer mixed in there.

AKA Jupiter from original The Hills Have Eyes! That dude is pure nightmare fuel.

Bobby big wheel

Seconded! But really, if you can’t make pork taste good, then you can’t make any meat well.

He doesn’t sing the original version of that song anyway, like most of his better stuff, a black dude sings it. The Nuge is just a decent guitar player, he is no singer. Seen him live, he sucks big time.