Hey, some people don’t recognize when their guardian angel appears to save them from themselves.

No shit! It’s puff puff give not puff puff puff motherfuckers! Roll that tiki to the left hand side or face the consequences ya bogartin fucker.

Please don’t assume that anyone outside of Texas gives one flying fuck about what people from Texas think.

You sir are rumblin, stumblin, tumblin to a divorce!

He is a mix of Lionel Hutz and Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer so that is dead on.

With a little bit of Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer mixed in there.

AKA Jupiter from original The Hills Have Eyes! That dude is pure nightmare fuel.

Bobby big wheel

Seconded! But really, if you can’t make pork taste good, then you can’t make any meat well.

He doesn’t sing the original version of that song anyway, like most of his better stuff, a black dude sings it. The Nuge is just a decent guitar player, he is no singer. Seen him live, he sucks big time.

They even made die cast and plastic models!

And the good Lord willing, everything will work out. Gotta learn the cliches Meat.

And discolored!

Same here, I’ve never read the Jamboroo for any analysis of the games, who the fuck does? Been this way the whole time.

Wrong, she brought him. Moms bought the tickets and they rolled there in her ancient Delta 88 since his shitbox van is always either out if gas, broke down, or his buddy Doug is still passed out in it. Oh, and she dropped at least a c-note or 2 at the merch stand for matching t-shirts, bandanas, etc. Finished off the…

He still hasn’t figured out which one is Pink.

Right?! He is likely gonna blow a c-note at the concert but won’t break out with a couple bucks for sure-fire bunghole relief? I wish he would have been caught by the police either shitting or pissing in public, and have to be registered as a sex offender for his crimes against common sense.

Amen brother, teach these ignoramuses! We have the most diverse Mexican anywhere, and I had had it in CA, NM, TX, CO and many other states. Sure, there are a lot of shitty places here that cater to the transplants that are used to their style of crappy Mex, but the Taquierias and food trucks trump all that shit.

I have had shitty Mexican food in NM, don’t you realize that you have truck stops there with extremely bad Mexican food? And I have had shitty food in actual Mexico too. I am a native Arizonan and there is plenty of good and bad Mexican food here as well. AZ & NM have the best good/bad ratio and volume around…

Beat me to it while I was finding a pic!