The ankle bracelets for house arrest can also have an alcohol sensor on it, they test often all day every day to make sure of the results. Kid I used to work with had to wear one after getting busted drinking underage at a Diamondback game.

The ankle bracelet for monitoring house arrest can also have an alcohol sensor on it. A kid I used to work with got caught drinking underage at a Diamondbacks game and had to wear one, couldn’t even risk using mouthwash or cologne.

As the great Ed McMahon would say, Yes you are correct sir! On both points, the tone of things typed vs. said and the mutilation of the body. But I am also an advocate of people that want to be recognized as transgender. Do what makes you feel the most “You”, but also realize that just like cocaine, you can’t get it…

Whoa, ease off the throttle. I was just making a joke to follow your joke. He/she will always be the dude on the Wheaties box to me as well as you. You can call yourself a wizard if you the right hat but you are still just the dude that works at hardware store.

You are using bad math skills, July of 2015 is less than 2 years ago.

Oh my goodness, that is my dream camping ride

Do it! Just go buy the fucking thing and post pictures after you clean it up.

HER NAME IS CAITLYN DAMMIT!

Oh how rude of you!

+1 just for your username!

He is passed out on Moe’s bar with a puddle of drool coming out of his mouth!

I imagine this while remembering Bart Simpson and Moe’s epic prank calls with Trump going full Moe and theatening Merkel with a slow painful death while she cackles wildy.

Potpourri?

Ronny was already famous for the softcore porn he did with that one darn woodpecker.

Oh come on, he definitely tried to hurt Larry Bird on that famous undercut take down when Ainge came sliding in after to give him some shots to his face.

Bill Lamebeer! That guy would have taken out his own kid in a Father-son game!

42 year old white male here agrees with you completely on Metallica, Lars is a complete asshole. If you find the time, listen to Jim Breuer’s interview with Howard Stern a few years back about the time he got to hang out with one of his “heroes”.

There are 3 MLB teams named after footwear, the Reds were originally the Red Stockings.

You do you, that is what you do!

+1 leech