Everyone has lied to me, everyone has deceived me… the SS has left me in the lurch. The German people have not fought heroically. It deserves to perish… it is not I who have lost the war, but the German people

He never got a ring, but how is Mussina stuck where he is? Dude hasn’t posted a single anti-Muslim meme...

And McCovey’s hard liner in Game 7 (which would have tied the game at the very least) was forever immortalized by Charles Schulz—a lifelong Giants fan. This is still one of my favorite Peanuts strips.

It will be a bummer when the Super Bowl winning Packers lose their first pre-season game next year and these guys are finally out $300.

RIP Mr. Snuka. Probably my favorite wrestler from the good old days, and his bloody headbutt routine had me convinced for years that wrestling was real.

You’re renting your TV from a different Aaron.

Well here’s what Reggie Miller said happened when he tried to mess with Bird at the free throw line

I heard her mom was so nasty, she didn’t want to play basketball herself since she didn’t believe in showering after only 4 periods.

Asked for comment, Schroder’s mother stated, “Mwah mwah wah, wah mwah wah mwaaaah.”

Like a strawberry or raspberry.

Is it a travel on a fast break if a guy pushed the ball ahead of him and then takes 3 steps before dribbling again? Can’t be a double dribble if he dispossesses the ball.

I had to learn that song when I was in grade school way too many years ago. It’s old.

IT’S NOT HOUSAH IT’S QUAID

Even you can see it.

Need the daylight. You don’t sell the stream, you sell the shimmer.

If the same shit was circulating about Hillary Clinton, Comey would have reported it to Congress and the whole thing would have been widely reported in the so-called “mainstream media” long before the election.

9am-5pm? thats fucking daylight hours!

-R. Kellyanne

It’s the Kelly Blew Book price!