Boy - this won’t be divisive at all.

Pay attention next time.

Nobody who was watching was unaware of her politics. Nobody who was watching was unaware of the significance of “This Land Is Your Land” or “Born This Way.” NFL lawyers surely had her locked up in ten thousand clauses of “Don’t Be Political,” which she had to sign or no deal.

my wife is making: batter fried chicken wings two ways (korean spice and maple glaze bbq), mini pigs in a blanket (blankets are mini as well), homemade fries, ‘ringed shrimp,’ mini ham salad sandwiches, bbq pork nachos, franco-canadian-iberian tourtière empanadas, be-bouled spinach and artichoke dip, deviled eggs,…

Yasssssssssssss!

Remember Cat Marnell’s essay about how abortion is bad and terrible and totally murdering a baby, and yes she’s had lots of them and will undoubtedly have more because she hates condoms and birth control makes her fat which makes it perfectly acceptable in her case, but they’re still horrible when anyone else has…

New fusion genre : new mom drug addict memoirs! She’s pretty, blonde, on drugs....AND A MOM 😱

Why is this showing on my feed on 12.20.2016????

No seriously, i got pregnant in August and the election has really taken the wind out of my sales regarding my level of excitement. I am wondering just what the hell i got this poor baby into.

I wonder if, in later years (should we survive this administration) folks will speak of the Trump Baby Bust in contradistinction to the Baby Boom. You are only one of many many people I’ve heard say they are now reconsidering having children.

My husband has major baby-fever, and there was a super cute kid at the place where we had dinner last night. You start to think, “What if ...”

And then you read shit like this. Nevermind.

Wow... I bet all those “Never Hillary” morons are so glad that their vote didn’t count and Hillary won the election anyway...

What Madonna didn’t mention was, it was Halloween and she was dressed like this.

Yeah, I’ve eaten at Comet Ping Pong many times and had intended to go eat there again to support it. I don’t think I can anymore, and I kind of think this is going to be it for the restaurant. It’ll go out of business pretty soon because of this.

Y’all at this time we should turn to the Wise One, Katy Perry, who once advised us “Watch out for the Regina George in sheep’s clothing.”

Time machine? I’d fuck him now.