Kit Kat Supper Club in Lakeview on Tuesday and Thursdays has a half priced martini deal and they make mean martini! AND they have drag entertainment.

They really should have kept Miami going. The season 3 reunion was perhaps the greatest reunion of a Housewives franchise yet. “LIMP PENIS” and Leah Black being (I believe) the first house wife to pull out the ACTUAL RECEIPTS alone justified another season.

Queen of movie soundtracks.

As a Chicagoan, fuck Mark Kirk.

Thank you for getting Run Away With Meme in here.

YOU FORGOT CARLY RAE JEPSEN’S CURIOSITY. Just as an FYI.

NEVER LEAVE US ASHLEY.