Yeah, I’ve eaten at Comet Ping Pong many times and had intended to go eat there again to support it. I don’t think I can anymore, and I kind of think this is going to be it for the restaurant. It’ll go out of business pretty soon because of this.
Y’all at this time we should turn to the Wise One, Katy Perry, who once advised us “Watch out for the Regina George in sheep’s clothing.”
Time machine? I’d fuck him now.
I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…
So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:
Lisa Ling needs to do a segment where she heads on out to O’Reilly’s house and asks him questions about those saucy Irish tempers. I mean, it’s all in good fun and I’d love to know if it’s an “Irish” thing to cheat on your wife and then try to get her excommunicated when she divorces you.
NEVER LEAVE US ASHLEY.
The Smithsonian National Zoo has brought in Sparky, the Sumatran tiger you see above, for the sole purpose of sexing…
Ashley I’m very glad you’re here
Mike Pence, who will be spending the next three months paying for the grievous sins of a past life and also probably…