This. I am sick to the teeth of homer announcers pretending a 7.38 ERA is simply bad luck or a couple of bad starts and that .232 BA over 400 at bats is simply a slump. Yes the game is hard, yes, maybe those guys are busting a hump every day trying to figure out how to fix what is wrong but they should not expect the…

*patiently waits for wetbutt23 to give us the real story*

It’s strange how he always runs out of people to be mad at in October.

Ricketts will be covered by BCRA; rickets will not.

Put seagull-attracting bread crumbs in the empty seats and maybe the stadium will look more than 1/5th full occasionally

Falcon McFalconface will be traded at the deadline for Pigeon McPigeonface and Edwin Jackson.

He was good, friendly, affable, generous man. With a family. A small daughter. Who tortured and killed animals to entertain a mob.

[witty golf reference that undercuts the fact that we’re watching a guy freefall into opiate addiction]

The leakers of the videos are the real problem here. Sad.

Sorry, “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.”

At home vs. the 2nd worst offense in the AL.

“Hey we’ve got Namath. Which blonde lady do you”

I know Boston takes a lot of shit for this in general, and deservedly so, but I refuse to believe this never happens in other cities.

“the live sports I need to.” Profiles in Courage

“unintentionally” spiked Pedroia?

Curt Schilling thought that ball was not far right enough.

Well clearly, the guy with O’s starting his username has a completely objective opinion.

I wouldn’t say “ESPN led a witch hunt” so much as “ESPN was publicly just fine with letting some of its highest profile reporters get hung out to dry by ‘high level sources in the NFL front office’ multiple times for the sake of putting out information that supported the NFL’s preferred narrative but later turned out…

Even Hitler didn’t root for New York.

Still worked out better than the people facing the Magic Johnson questions on The Dating Game.