Know what this club needs right now?

It’s weirdly overlooked. It is absolutely like being in France.

Nobody outside of SF gives a flying fuck about Joe Panik.

Jesus. You do realize nobody want to live in Missouri, unless the absolutely fucking have to, yes?

Chuck E. Cheese

Pats fan here.

Hitting a downed player, after the play, is not “ reactionary “.

Can you tell us about ONE single fan base where this doesn’t occur?

When did Brett Boone become Latino?

As Andrew Luck sits at home tending to his bed sores, one has to think he watches this in wonder at his good fortune.

No, that’s not why.

K.... the upside to net neutrality being smashed, is that my children will never know the horrors of these scary as fuck injuries.

While I’m Japanese,

Not everyone enjoysthe playful new puppy

... but..... he then signed with Pats, to play.... with the shoulder he adamantly didn’t want to play with in Green Bay?

Fuck you. I drink milk constantly, and I don’t care if it gives me a massive stroke while at my kids game, or something.

Shit, now delivery drivers will be able to take a knee too.

The taste of the grasshoppers wasn’t so bad - it was their needle like little legs piercing my soften tissues and sticking between my teeth - a constant reminder that I was indeed eating insects, that made it a one time deal.

Not just germaphobes, but my fucking gross lazy kids as well.

And if you use BridePrime - you get anal.