And so began the Chuck Berry 5k Invitational.

We keep overlooking Janay Rice’s culpability in all of this.

CC Sabathia won’t stand for this kind of bush league, embarrassing the pitcher, kind of shit.

Wait.... you’re the kid from I Am Sam?

Uh, he’s not bright. Try to be clearer about his role in your suggestion.

Clearly, the question should be “ what isn’t going on with Antonio Cromartie’s penis ? “

Oh, no..... they proudly fly dixies flag. They don’t know why, but they most certainly proudly display it.

“Here’s the thing, I’m a Jets fan.... the Jets could never have another winning season.”

Also, not a “ science person “

I never understood New Yorkers complaint over New England accents. They’re essentially the same. A New York accent is just a Boston accent, with a cock in your mouth.

Oakland Autistics?

Yankees are pointing pine tar encrusted fingers again.

He will live in terror worrying about the nights of “obstructed view”

In a perfect world, he would have been rescued by a transgendered trucker.

“ I was bringing you your money, but I’m broke down on 95, in Attleboro “

 The thing I hate most about being Irish, is having to listen to other guys of Irish descent use their ambivalence of of Norte Dame or the Cletics mascots as some sort of proof of their cultural toughness. Nothing can ever be really offensive to anyone, as long as they’re ok with their harmless non offensive shit.

Wait.... it’s ok to call someone a queer now? When exactly did this happen?

If people were murdered for shitty haircuts, Miley Cyrus would never have existed. This of course, is not the major flaw in your statement.

Why?

Caitlyn Jenner’s surgeon?