@Korrupt: I love it when you clean my face.

Excellent article, Joel. Keep up the good work.

@Ruthless if you let me: If you're riding through Texas, come pick me up. My horses got all rustled up by the same asshole who also seems to be tying up townfolk and leaving them on railroad tracks.

Can we get some much pictures of those figurines? I don't really intend to buy the pack (though I will be pre-ordering the regular version) but I do want to see what all there is to look forward to.

@JumpyJacks: Kick-Ass would make an awesome video game. Able to complete missions as different characters and whatnot? Maybe a little bit of open sandbox action?

"What if you're driving on the highway? Or at your kids soccer game or a company picnic?"

You know those laces on a football?

Is that... is that Bill Haverchuk?

@franco1975 [Troll ]: If you leave the keys in your car while you run into your house to fetch something, it's not stealing then?

@worldgreatestgirl: Can we cross this with Jezebel too?

As for someone who just recently got in TF2 (past couple months or so, even though I bought it last fall) I can safely say this still excites me.

@VicariousShaner: That's always what's puzzled me most.

I've been meaning to pick up this series. That, and the Foundation novels. Those things need some seriously big check marks next to their names' on my list.

I STILL WANT MY COURIER

Instead of going to bed at a reasonable time, I stayed up 'till dawn playing Civ4.

@GenGnosis: End of the summer is when it should be released.

@OMG! British Dinosaur!: HE WAS FROM CONNETICUT I DO NOT RECOGNIZE HIM AS TEXAN.

@Jackhole: I had to google the name, but then I instantly saw that story and knew who you were referring to.

@Arken: That's acceptable.

I request in advance people do their best to avoid cracking stupid jokes about my home state. I know all the stereotypes and cliched mockeries are sure to come, but please, we're not all backward dumbasses.