@SeventhExile Speaks: I dunno, I can't really imagine there being more than a slightly noticeable spike in STDs. Not huge.

@thetunecatt: This may or may not be impossible, and you may have to play around with a VM, but maybe you could buy a long AV-out cable to plug into your laptop on the couch, and just have Hulu running behind whatever you're working on, streaming to the TV?

@shmendo: Technically, all sororities are fraternities. I'm not quite sure how it works, but that's just what they told us at school.

@Sensai: OMG the graphics are so awesome in some areas. However, the sky texture could be updated — sometimes it just looks plain fake.

@Tdawwg: Yeah, but he's so sloooooooooow.

@mattycakes: Oh, and could the game designer fix doorways on the next update and/or sequel?

Whoever/whatever created this world we live in.

@MattM: Keep it around 5 minutes, don't mention any inside jokes with friends, say hi to your family at least once and doing a little dance or jig at the end of the speech.

@Cam Jamieson: Find a girlfriend.

@Dr. Evil Genius: When Skeletons Live: I don't get jealous of anyone or anything too often, but I am definitely feeling a bit envious now.

@Dr. Evil Genius: When Skeletons Live: New plan for future girlfriends:

Meanwhile, 65% of men are oblivious to the fact they're neglecting the women due to their internet habits, video games and ZOMFG THE NEW HALO:REACH BETA IS OUT BRB SWEETIE

I just started Mass Effect.

@NorwoodIsMyHero: "Hey baby, I haven't slept in two days. Want to go fool around in the supply closet?"

@Buster Friendly: Any good H2G2 reference deserves a heartclick in my book.

@nashix: Ehhh.... ish.

Toss BSD on there and you got yourself a grand slam.

@reson8er: When in Rome, those without sin shouldn't shit where they eat.

@Nside: +1 1961 Ferrari 250GT California to you sir.