Shiny!

There's art, and there's WHAT THE FUCK THAT DUDE HAS A COBRA FOR A PENIS

@The Sports Hernia: That's my favorite episode!

Can I play as Jack O'Neill? With awesome paper clip = nuclear weapon powers?

@dd528: I'll check around, and brave a venture into a Gamestop in these parts. If all else fails, I'll just wait until prices do drop or a friend ends up getting one for Christmas.

@Jes St.Lawrence: I wish we could go back to those days... when the football didn't drive you to drinking and we could pay our players under the table in peace.

Did anyone else have the same thought I did?

Somebody tell me, is DJ Hero worth the money? Have you played it?

@Nyctus: American Grunt has learned Machine Gun!

@PlaidNinja: The multiplayer would probably scar me for life.

I haven't bought Assassin's Creed II yet, I'm waiting for my little brother to get it for Christmas and then I'll just take it back to school with me when everything starts up next semester. Good plan?

What's More Embarrassing Than Coaching Lingerie Football?

The effects will be amazing, the consensus with all of the previews pretty much agrees to that end. Will the story be amazing as well?

You can't see it, but just outside the frame on the right you have a lighter flicking on, which is quickly approaching a bong on the left (also outside the frame).

It's bad when you can look at just the thumbnails and recognize the shape of the highways, see where they are red, and instantly know what city you're looking at.

"They can steal the disc, but they can't steal the DLC," he said.

@PurpleMonkeyDishwasher:: Number 3 is my favorite.

@Civil Negligence: It would probably be worse if it was a lady in a man wig.

@Yerzriknot: oh...my....god.

I'm in my third year of college, and I recently switched from a mathematics/mech. engineering double major to math/economics double. I had realized I didn't want to be an engineer for the rest of my life, and I know I enjoy reading and learning about economics, but I'm not enjoying school anymore than I was before. I…