@Mr.Gawn: Get her a Best Buy gift card.

@garrett.llewellyn: High five!

@Yerzriknot: Winamp if you're running windows. Rhythmbox if you've got linux. I have no idea what to use if you've got a Mac, but I know iTunes doesn't.

@Mr.Gawn: You've probably already heard this, but antidepressants are not a cure-all. They just treat the symptoms. I would recommend seeing a psychologist/psychiatrist to find a way to solve the root of whatever problem you are dealing with.

@TheKingBoar: Go ahead and design away, but I would recommend hiring an architect a small fee just to look over your work and possibly make suggestions. You may forget to leave room for HVAC vents, pipes, enough room for a door to swing open, etc.

@defuse: Nothing for getting a job there, but do watch out for those big rolling pallet shopping-carts-without-sides things people use for the really big items.

I literally had to read 4a three times to understand what that question meant, and I still didn't understand the meaning/context until after reading the rest of the article.

@DragonDawn: For me it was 8th grade. Maybe it was from a Southpark episode? I really have no clue.

Are all senator's daughters that hot? I'd carjack her Tahoe if you know what I mean.

So.... it's just like baseball? Except weirder?

I'm really hoping Tiger Woods didn't get gonoherpesyphiliAIDS.

@D-K, Anarchist: You've convinced me.

@OPHICERMANGO: My....my head hurts. Please...no more...

@thechansen: Those herpes sores would be out of this world!

@OPHICERMANGO: Or maybe even finding Aliens filming Alien porn while dressed up as humans?

@blash: Costing the school $1.6 million in hardware/power probably means they have to cut back on spending elsewhere, probably at the expense of the students.

@jdale: He's probably getting more confused the more he researches:

He must have blisters for fingertips now.

@Kobun: Excellent usage of the glass house metaphor. Tip of the hat to you, sir.

@puffa469: Can't forget the cripple quota!