Are you asking him to create a gamer flashlight so you can fornication with it? Maybe call it +5 loneliness?

Like Axe hadn’t used sex arts peal for years? Shark tank ring a bell? People need help sometimes God forbid they ask.

If this is what would embarassed a utensils alum then I am glad there are not many claiming to be so. omg another alum of Utah is trying to create a business... is better bash him just in case. Look him up he is a Utah grad as well with a masters in business. Take your liberal arts degree and move on.