Oh good, you managed to work Judge Ito in there.

“Mr. Leno, you’re not even supposed to... yes, sir, I know you own three antique fire engines. Bailiff, could you please... thank you.”

Still only the second worst McCarthy in Wisconsin history. 

Because that’s where black people in the West Indies came from Nigeria, or west Africa probably.

But Schreiber has shown his sly comedy chops in tantalizing little snatches over the years.

Portland is insufferable enough. Give them a Quidditch team instead.

Not the smartest play of the day, but I don’t think there are many lineman who can say they scored a pick-six and were later ejected in the same game, so that has to count for something.

Hannah - you know there IS a Bobby Bonds too, right?

Here’s this obituary in musical form:

You know the seven chakras, but instead we have eight.

Chances are secretagentman has a number of friends or colleagues struggling with addiction and they don’t know it. I’d also guess the reason secretagentman doesn’t know is because he’s made his opinions about addicts known to them and they don’t feel comfortable speaking to them in confidence.

It’s like the guy who…

I never understand people with this reaction. No matter how many times this sort of thing happens people will still jump in to judge the actions of people in a situation that they have no actual knowledge of. I struggled with alcohol abuse for a decade. Virtually nobody had any idea how bad it was. It’s remarkably…

He’s a whopping 3 months into his recovery and he’s giving interviews. I’ve seen an awful lot of people crash and burn after 3-6 months of sobriety. At about three months they are euphoric, feeling that they have finally turned their lives around.

The omission of Snoke’s backstory was glaring. Johnson has built up Snoke’s abilities to the point where they’re easily the most powerful on-screen we’ve ever encountered in the Star Wars films.

Seems like the one that’s a complaint would be more his speed.

This is classic baby boomer motivation by McHale. Slyly talk shit and hope that the person you’re slighting takes it to heart.

No need for that. It’s Brainerd. I know a place there we can get laid.

Please to note: No sponsors of any consequence have pulled support from the NFL. Jerry Olafsson not wearing his plastic viking helmet at the Brainerd VFW post on Sundays doesn’t count.

Someone put john prine in bubble wrap. now.

That money will go a long way in Dekalb!