Don’t Mess With Kinkness.

patient zero of the FSU outbreak. you're welcome CDC.

Exactly how I described my post-senior prom hookup failure.

Well, 83% of Sammy Watkins.

Well in their defense, we've been missing important buses for about 16 years...

“FINALLY! A protest I can get behind!”

Tony Romo was also hurt during the play.

Gawker socialists rejoice!

AGREED!! Where are the Cleveland Browns in all of this?

Roll Ark Roll

How are they possibly ranked 9th..

Socialist kinja: engage.

Well, on the plus side he didn’t hit anyone, just property damage. Wouldn’t be cool if any VICtims would’ve resulted from this.

Still not as bad as RG3s minicamp throws.

Patrick Redford: reminder to send us tips!

“Big deal, I watch balls fly past me all the time”

I was gonna try and make a Ryan Lochte joke about electrical current and his alleged robbery..

Jays fan here..

I don't mean to be victim blaming here, but that bear had it coming with the way it wore its fur.

I don’t see the big deal, I look like this 30 min after a 2 for $5 at McDonald’s.