'After he was shot, the man "ran just a few yards, then collapsed and died.'"

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The only difference that matters:

Isn't the whole thing a little creepy. I can't imagine the smells that permeate the place. Stale Cheetos mixed with BO.

I feel as if this is necessary.

UPDATE: Sorry, guys, contest's over. Enjoy the game, Mr. Belichick.

Nilin's father is white. Her mother is black.

If you found it hard to sit through, try my more Tolerable Edition.

"This is where the weed-burning mission will take place"

Whatever, I'm not getting it. Very happy with my PC.

That's ok, after hours of sweaty racing, Danica was left with nothing more than a Hot Socket.

What a coincidence. Tony Stewart's mid-race snack is 50 of them.

Washable keyboard? why would an-

You can't always make the assumption that it's for no reason. For all you know, he has a racecar or racecars to haul on the weekends. He just doesn't happen to have the trailer hooked up at the moment. Besides, no one need any more reason other than "I want to." This is America. Stop trying to tell people what they…

Why would Sam run away with the girl without the dagger!?!?!?!?!?!

All the research I have read tells me that my experience with mobile games is very much the norm. We all do it. We do it often, in short sessions. Most of the time, we’re doing something else while we’re playing.

This must be part of the new Coors Light cross-promotion urging fans to "(Ball) Tap the Rockies!"

Stephen A: Did you just hear that fart I ripped? It was a top-10 fart of all time!

A complete idiot. They shouldn't have bailed him out. That teaches him nothing.