Brussels sprouts and rice?  What in the literal fuck?

Good God you’re a miserable human being.

I’m now going to start referring to it as 4rd down.

Looking forward to your video about the black panthers doing this exact thing!

Democrats are why everybody hates Democrats.

You should dress up as “insufferable douche” for halloween, you’ve already got it down cold.

Man, I didn’t know what this was, but I couldn’t wait to come in here and pretend to be offended by it!

I’m reading about all the details in this game thinking “why the hell can’t game devs make plate armor that doesn’t flex?”  

ACKchyually

The length of a car?  What handgun are you using, a pellet gun?

Careful, you’re going to ruin their fucking retarded race-bait narrative.  

You could have began and ended that list with Floyd Mayweather and you didn’t even include him.

But Booger makes a lot of bad calls.  Like, a LOT.

#believewomen

#believewomen

#believewomen

#believewomen 

I don’t know, those games weren’t THAT bad.

Ouija boards are proof that a very, very large percentage of people are very, very, very fucking stupid.

Heaven forbid you don’t kowtow to leftist group-think.