I sent this question. You, my friend, are a shitty human being.

The guy in the video is WAY more obnoxious than the organ.

Mine would be around 100% if I could actually get my hands on one.

“Assault Weapon”

I think it’s weird that Rosie O’Donnell wants all biathlon athletes to go to prison. 

Counterpoint: fuck off

I have Smile Direct, it’s a fraction of the price and just as good. They’re REALLY back-ordered though.

I’m a non-pats fan who lives in Maine and I want nothing more for them to lose, for the exact reasons this article states. It’s hilarious listening to them bitch, and it’s much better than hearing them gloat. I want them taken down a peg or five.

Drew...you went to college up here (Maine) and never rode a snowmobile? Did you go outside?

I would expect nothing less from a dude who has a commercial where he fucks a mattress.

The fact that this is un-greyed and has 35 stars makes me weep for humanity.

Yeah but that headline wouldn’t be nearly as click-baitey and we can’t have that.

If you expect professional writing from a Gawker website you’re gonna have a bad time.

But if it was Akbar they wouldn’t have had an excuse to make a snarky purple-haired SJW the hero.

I find it hard to believe that that hair/beard/face combination could be capable of anything nefarious.

I find it hilarious that you routinely insult 50% of your audience and then beg us to turn our adblockers off.

I did the Ancestry DNA about a month ago, and I just uploaded that data into gencove, and they were almost exactly the same, though gencove is much broader in their geographic areas. Ancestry is much more region-specific.

Good God Rondo is a penis

Because of a poor installation job and a chain that likes to hang, my garage door sounds like the lead guitar riff in Jimi Hendrix’s “All Along the Watchtower” every time it opens. My wife thinks I am an idiot, but it really gets me pumped up to run inane errands.

My method is to open the dishwasher, and if there is gross shit everywhere, they’re dirty.