Why did you put the five worst times as your top 5?

I hope it’s an obnoxious liberal who mentions how much he hates Trump in every article, you guys don’t have enough of those.

My rule of thumb is that if it feels slimy, toss it. I’m going to keep doing that.

Ahhh, the proud American tradition of wishing death upon those your opinion differs with.

Who got a lifetime ban?

I’m pretty sure people that can see don’t even want to read my tweets.

As a lifelong Niners fan living in Patriots country, I wholeheartedly endorse this.

Drew got through an article without bitching about Trump? Is this real life?

There’s a lot of great things about Trump, but the best this is how unbelievably pissed moonbat liberals get at the very thought of him. What a great time to be alive.

Oh us too, we used to shoot at each other’s feet with our Daisy one-pump BB guns lol

I grew up in the 80's and I had a ton of toy guns. My son has some now, he just knows that you only ever point a gun, even a fake one, at something you intend to shoot, and never a person.

It’s weird that you guys have reputation for being pretentious, I wonder where that comes from.

Yes, because the internet was totally destroyed before 2015 when this was passed.

“ask me anything, I’m just not gonna answer”

I hope “our heads” is in the top 3!

My dishwasher doesn’t do a very good job when she’s loaded.

Congrats, SJWs. Is there anything you won’t fucking destroy with your idiocy?

I bought one for myself just to learn about my family history, I don’t even want to see the medical stuff, for the reasons you mentioned.

Could you guys please write ONE fucking article that doesn’t turn into a leftist glad-handling self-congratulatory circle jerk? Fucking ONE?

Is there anything you guys WON’T find some stupid excuse to complain about?