All this over a lump of cells?

So, you guys have just completely given up on checking these articles for spelling and grammar mistakes?

I really wanted one of these when they were first coming out. I think I’m good now.

I’m the same way, I like caffeine in the morning and I hate coffee so I’ll usually have a diet dew or a coke zero or something with breakfast. At least it’s not heroine, is what I tell my wife.

RETREAST MODE

right-thinking liberals

I would love a Harley but I don’t want to die.

You need to do this for every funbag from now on.

“She’s a fucking racist cunt” is a great reason.

BTW, I took a quick survey of the staff and they were nearly unanimous in saying they preferred Pop Tarts to Toaster Strudel.

Is there a Fake Madrid?

who want to compare putting on makeup and having surgeries to try to become a black woman to being a transgender person. Before you even start banging on your keyboards trying to be witty and contrary, don’t embarrass yourself.

This article being universally shat on all over the internet is the only good thing about it, lol

This article has gone straight to the top of my list of “stupidest shit I’ve ever read”

The SJW shtick gets really old Drew. Nobody gives a fuck.

Your father is a fucking idiot

So if I said I was scared of black people looking at a house across the street, would that make me racist? Asking for a friend.

Hey Drew, do you like Trump? You should let us know more times.

I didn’t know horses could wear glasses

Fun Fact!: Bortles is an anagram for lobster