This wasn’t ESPN

That’s not nearly click-baitey enough

Well, technically, she’s not wrong.

Interesting that such an anti-gun person would surround himself with so many guns.

You PC bro?

Shutting planned parenthood down has nothing to do with money...

I think that dude should be more worried about hiring random people off the internet to watch his kids than the status of his fucking pasta salad.

So...can I get my goddamn money back for this fight?

This is a poem

Your buddy’s dad is not good at drawing arms.

I use mine to rinse my pits/balls/ass/etc without contorting around to try to hit the stream from above my head. makes life a little easier. also if you have small children it’s much easier to rinse them off with one.

I use mine to rinse my pits/balls/ass/etc without contorting around to try to hit the stream from above my head.…

The fuck is a yinzer?

That gun does not have an automatic setting

No, gun owners argue that the gun is just the tool and it’s the human that’s evil, but for some reason most people are too stupid to understand such a concept.

Yeah, because it’s totally the gun’s fault.

So, this is the gun’s fault, right? Isn’t that the Gawker narrative with these things?

You happy to get that little tidbit off your chest? Moron.

Well, she might be a lefty anti-gun dingbat, so there’s that to think about. Most normal people would just sell or keep them.

Fuck Jed York with a railroad spike, sideways