The blue kind burns my armpits too, but the white click-out goopy kind is great, no burn at all.

The blue kind burns my armpits too, but the white click-out goopy kind is great, no burn at all.

I use old spice but the blue stick kind makes my armpits itch. I use the click-out white goopy kind, usually pure sport or Fiji.

I use old spice but the blue stick kind makes my armpits itch. I use the click-out white goopy kind, usually pure…

Fuck this 857,000 times

“her”

They are not light-hearted. They are genuinely awful.

If you’re on the fence, just get it. Seriously. It’s GOTY-lock type stuff.

If I was a kid who didn’t know his dad, and then found out that was my dad, I would probably wish I hadn’t found out that was my dad.

I ALWAYS do this, it changed my life for the better substantially when i figured it out.

“(By the way, I’ve said this before, but when I went to college in Maine, people there were fucking NUTS about girl’s high school basketball. They preempted TV programming for it. You’d be watching some show, and all of a sudden a fucking Nard would be doing play-by-play being like, AH YAH A FINE PLAY THEY-AH BY CINDY…

And most professional athletes would be considered overweight or obese according to BMI, so that pretty much shows how useless it is.

Pretty much this. I enjoy beer and good food more than i would enjoy having a slightly smaller gut.

REMINDER: these people are allowed to vote and procreate

This is hilarious, thank you for this

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his adorable what? I MUST KNOW

I want a fucking refund.

The “lofty standards” that they don’t beat the fuck out of a woman? Those standards aren’t all that lofty.

I’m pretty sure people hate him because he’s a piece of human garbage.

“SAW CARL PUNCH BEAR”

TAKE THAT YOU FAHKIN PRICK!