The blue kind burns my armpits too, but the white click-out goopy kind is great, no burn at all.

The blue kind burns my armpits too, but the white click-out goopy kind is great, no burn at all.

I use old spice but the blue stick kind makes my armpits itch. I use the click-out white goopy kind, usually pure sport or Fiji.

I use old spice but the blue stick kind makes my armpits itch. I use the click-out white goopy kind, usually pure…

Fuck this 857,000 times

The Great War could not have been won without their contribution of Mounties, ride-able armored moose, and maple syrup.

That’s one of the stupidest fucking thing’s I’ve ever read.

“her”

They are not light-hearted. They are genuinely awful.

• Before the invention of the freewheeling clutch, when engines failed on helicopters this would freeze the rotors, which of course made it so that the helicopter really would fall more or less like a rock.

If you’re on the fence, just get it. Seriously. It’s GOTY-lock type stuff.

If I was a kid who didn’t know his dad, and then found out that was my dad, I would probably wish I hadn’t found out that was my dad.

I ALWAYS do this, it changed my life for the better substantially when i figured it out.

“(By the way, I’ve said this before, but when I went to college in Maine, people there were fucking NUTS about girl’s high school basketball. They preempted TV programming for it. You’d be watching some show, and all of a sudden a fucking Nard would be doing play-by-play being like, AH YAH A FINE PLAY THEY-AH BY CINDY…

I use hot water on my sheets to get the...uh...human “pollen” out....

And most professional athletes would be considered overweight or obese according to BMI, so that pretty much shows how useless it is.

Pretty much this. I enjoy beer and good food more than i would enjoy having a slightly smaller gut.

REMINDER: these people are allowed to vote and procreate

This is hilarious, thank you for this

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his adorable what? I MUST KNOW

I want a fucking refund.