his adorable what? I MUST KNOW

I want a fucking refund.

The “lofty standards” that they don’t beat the fuck out of a woman? Those standards aren’t all that lofty.

I’m pretty sure people hate him because he’s a piece of human garbage.

“SAW CARL PUNCH BEAR”

TAKE THAT YOU FAHKIN PRICK!

I wouldn’t buy something without running a carfax report, so that I guess.

Maybe I’m being naive here, but who cares? If the car is clean (and not stolen or something, obviously), and I feel it’s a good deal, why do I give a shit?

Based on the PC modders I know, EVERY day is Yankton day.

He was always my favorite, and literally none of my friends agreed with me :(

The lips too...so fucking weird.

I’m pretty sure the whole indiscriminate murder part is the grounds to get the death penalty, but thanks for your input.

Are you sure she wasn’t watching Drew’s episode of Chopped?

Some people just like to be angsty on the internet.

Some people just like to be angsty on the internet.

I can’t wait for Deadspin’s “The 49ers Don’t Have Enough Parking and Are Too Fucking Cheap to Do Anything About It” article in six months.

Life's just easier with meth.

I’m just going to kill you by stabbing myself in the fucking hands

The lowest common denominator showed up to vote for the last guy just because he is black, and will show up to vote for Hillary just because she has a vagina. It's really not hard to imagine them showing up to vote for a celebrity.

Some would argue it’s the most important part.

(It’s unclear what exactly what the penile plethysmograph does or proves.)