Can you spend your money in other ways? Yes

It could be powered by a quantum black hole and made entirely of cocaine and I still wouldn’t take it for free. There’s not enough free in the world to make me buy another Dodge.

drinking 100oz a day of Mountain Dew and a sleeve tattoo were required

How on God’s green earth does a car blog not reference the engine a single time in a story about how awesome the car is? Like wtf?

He may meet him once he gets this crazy thing on the road.

why, why, WHY THE FUCK DID I LOOK???

“I’m too old for that shit.”

That’s an understatement. Awesome build, but no way in hell you’re getting me in that thing. I’m ascairt.

I like a red interior but red on red is a little to much for me. Not even rose colored glasses would help this.

nope. I watch enough off hours baret jackson to know that age and low miles doesn’t turn a turd into a diamond.. CP ... also I owned a ‘79 w/o the head lamp flippy things and it was heavy, slow and swayed like a drunken mess, on the plus side you could get laid on the front bench.

So long, Popeborghini.

Better than smart car .

Just for clarity, is it the car or you personally leaving the streaks?

I wouldn’t call anything with with the brake bleeders mounted upside down “well thought out”

Into a ditch, I assume.

Never even heard of them and I watch too much YouTube car content. Thanks for adding another channel to waste my life on.

What does it look like upside in a ditch on fire?

They never do.

She will never love you back.