You should probably just avoid the internet if that is your attitude.

Is this reaction what happens when you vote for an asshole and can’t accept that he’s an asshole, and maybe the reason you voted for an asshole is that you’re an asshole too? Sad.

If shitting on Trump has become ubiquitous, maybe you should consider that he might be inherently shit-on-able

Thanks to that book, I will go to my grave remembering that Chang and Eng Bunker were the original “Siamese twins”, and that a man named Jay Gwaltney once ate an entire 11-foot birch tree to win a contest.

You mean they don’t leave the factory on fire?

“I can only imagine how frustrating it would be trying to coordinate two drivers on just about any surface”

picturing this typed through tears...that might be me projecting, however.

i cant imagine my youth without a copy of that book in my hand...it wasnt all about the fat motorcycle twins, but that was a lot of it, i wont lie.

oh, i dunno, that seems like a stretch.

Perhaps we could park this on the border with Mexico. There’s 100' of the trump wall. Bonus, it pretty much sums him up as a person; a warped image of wealth, power and glamour, but ultimately useless.

I’m shocked this isn’t Trumps new presidential limo. Seems like his jam.

Goodyear sounds so presidential.

I’m almost 50 and these things have been around since my youth and we all knew what they were for (as kids we used to jump up and down on them to try and screw up the numbers, which I highly doubt worked).

“Time to un-pimp ze auto!”

I have a few, but my favorite is the two c shaped scars on my left pointer and middle finger knuckles. Socket slipped off a header bolt and I full force punched the edge of the top of the head, valve covers were off...

Seems more like “Typical Republican” to me.

“LIKE a ROCK”...

I saw something written about how Pruitt believes in states’ rights to regulate themselves... but is vehemently against California’s attempts to more heavily regulate emissions controls.