Doubtful you will have the time, but when you hit Monte Vista in Colorado, drive straight up 285 to Saguache and you can gaze upon these

Gawwwwd. It’s bad enough having a pocketful of change now, can you imagine having a pocketful of hub caps?  

True... but even watching The Weather Channel for ninety minutes is better than Fast N Furious.

Watching a man drive his own sarcophagus?

It sounds like David Tracy is having fun.

boxing eh? .... how many poles are there in this boxing facility?

I came here to say this.

We’ll do it in two situations.

A more modern version of the Super Bee was adapted to select Dodge trucks in the mid 2000's, the Rumble Bee.

Don’t forget about the Dodge Daffy.

I would have loved to see Ricardo Montalbans’ face stitched on the rich Corinthian leather that was sold in Chryslers in the ‘70s.

And the very politically incorrect Johnnie Reb edition International Harvester truck. It was sold in the south in the early 70s with its own stars and bars graphic package in confederate gray. No kidding.

Um, just where is Buffalo, Minneapolis?

So, you’re saying you’ve never driven one?

FYI, the leaning tower of power came with the A-904 behind it, not the 727. There’s a lot to like about this - under the hood, the fact that it’s a ‘78 so the rust issues with the fenders recall should be fixed, you won’t see another one like it on the road, and show up with it at C&C will draw a crowd.

The settlement discussions started like this:

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