Nope, double the MSRP to be first on the block with a PT cruiser. People stopping and staring at them.

Things I need to worry about less than this: 0

Good morning, Hemostatstat.

I think the guy that filmed this is a snitch and I hope every car he ever owns suffers from constant electrical gremlins as karmic payback.

As a Catholic I grimace but its a pretty good analogy.

Good thing that the Volkswagen pieces of this animatron are sealed up tight. It’s the Subaru parts that are leaking gold doubloons and probably involve dropping that motor.

The bus trannies I’ve seen in NYC are undeniably stout. I try to keep my distance.

It’s easy to drop 25 large when the (imaginary) money was handed to you.

What I read, Thisthing is so fucking borked I don’t want to deal with it anymore. Everything is broken and I can no longer pretend this is fun, hip, or cool.

I agree 100%. It’s cool, but not $25,000 cool. For that kind of money, I can get a decent A-body Barracuda.

HEY! Just cause I’m paranoid, doesn’t mean they aren’t watching.

Perfect for grass surfaces!

Sounds... cling to the engine sounds.

As much as I shit on New England cities in general, I’ll admit they’re not bad about this stuff. We’re lucky at least in that regard.

If he were black the police would find him within a few days. Well, maybe not exactly the same guy, but...

Has anyone seen LongVoyager lately?

$700 in one visit? I’ve put a lot more time and effort into things for much less money, including going to work.

GET. OUT.

That man-on-the-street reporter makes me think we’re watching Lifestyles of the Ditch that’s Heinous.