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Would you settle for a Sea Monkey?

Sea Dragon - code for angry dragon?

All of us. We are all responsible for not putting a stop to this nonsense years ago.

Stop wiping your hands on my shirt, I know they’re out of towels in the bathroom.

I’ll take that as a yes, but you enjoy the pain.

Does it hurt to walk around with that giant stick up your ass?

Well, fuck all of you, that movie was an instant classic. It was the last example of “I don’t give a fuck what you think” comedy that came through mainstream cinema. If you don’t like it you are not an honogguble person.

Perhaps I’ll take a ride down and ask Jose what the fucking deal is.

You live on the other side of the state? Well, considering if you drive from any point in RI for an hour you will wind up in either another state or the ocean, that’s a fairly innocuous statement.

Great story, buuuut.... The guy who drove 20 miles on a flat tire because he doesn’t know how to change it is going to restore this?

Not the way I would choose. But I’ve never felt the need for a bulletproof car.

So... You were having gang problems... And banned bulletproof glass? I’m not seeing the logic.

But you would have to get up to cook.

For him and his daughter.

I don’t know about the fiberglass, but I bet your porch has a shitter.

You’ve never driven an Oshkosh.

You have no vision.

No need to ever move from that spot.

Well fuck that guy and his ham-handed dumbing down of America.