Can you ditch the NJSP while running from a bank robbery?

You mean you didn’t see the “k”, right?

On skates? They gotta be quads.

It’s a requirement for course credit. If they can hold their lunch down all the way through propping up a traiterous, bisexual, dysmorphic, French Nazi, they graduate to writing articles about ham.

The title. I missed the fucking title.

After reading your comment, I did a quick scan of the post. At no point does David call it “a NASCAR”.

It’s good to break out the backup car? I think the primary car might disagree. At least he could have saved the wreck for the big show.

You’re absolutely right. Feds should fuck off.

Deal fell through, you say? I can’t imagine someone who would so foolishly bid doesn’t actually have the money.

States rights! As long as that state is Arizona.

You haven’t heard CA isn’t the only state that adopted CA emissions? Huh. Imagine that.

Don’t... Don’t you presume to speak for anyone but yourself. For those who can’t see the benefit and necessity of California’s emissions program no spokesperson is necessary. You already have a shitgibbon or twelve in DC. For now.

Just replace the lyrics with the ones from the Log jingle, it will make you smile.

You heard that? Because I heard he’s a giant colostomy bag.

Today, and in fact every day. That phone call to F+F was something, huh? Not sure what, but something. I think maybe this ad was cut and pasted from many other ads.

And how, exactly, is this whopping fine going to help the owners of the shitty transmission?

Srsly? K.

Give it a little time, I’m betting Customs reads Jalopnik.

I’m busy laughing that this happened in Lutz. Possibly the most backwards, redneck shithole in the state (I said POSSIBLY).

Years ago, I drove a wrecker outside of Rochester, NY and did police work. Got a call in the middle of the night for a one car accident, found it on the wrong side of a chain link fence in someone’s front yard. A high school girl had swerved to miss a dead, as in previously run-over, raccoon. Some of her classmates…