Star for Cheetolini. Hadn’t heard that one yet.

Not to throw a blanket statement at all nurses, but I’ve met so many Nurse Ratched wannabes it doesn’t surprise me one bit.

Pretty sure his crossarm was resting on his roof.

Let’s not forget a lot of the crossings around here come out of practically nowhere, it’s not like you can see if a train is coming unless you’re practically standing on the tracks.

I think you just earned a Homeland Security flag.

I can’t decide if you deserve a star or a slap.

I’m definitely going to start following this. Towing companies? Waste management? Dirty cops? If Detroit lives up to it’s rep, bodies should start dropping soon. Send a film crew!

Pilots were the only ones killed? It says they were transporting the crew. What I want to hear is what was going on when it went down. Mile high club? Tequila shooters? Was Steven Stills playing in the headsets?

If they had shot the kid, it wouldn’t be funny anymore.

The first time this thing suffocates a carload of people will be the last time anyone uses it.

“Previously undiagnosed” sounds strangely like “conveniently discovered.”

Whenever I see that Mitsubishi logo by itself I immediately think of a red, clapped out Starion. I can’t help myself.

I’m a Mopar junkie. I once went to check out a “restored” ‘70 340 Dart and wound up giving him a list of pieces that were missing. Like.... Important pieces.

The base models still had Barracuda.

Both backseats are extremely uncomfortable to fxxk in.

GOOZ FRABBA

Anyone who would have an NA Impreza would say that. Please consult your psychopharmacologist.

If you hit the turn signal going uphill, the drag from the alternator will cause head bobbing.

I disagree. It’s a redemption story for the judge, who is decidedly NOT a Chad, but a Jethro.

I wonder how many anger management classes he’s been thrown out of.