Listen, I gotta be honest with you here—I love cars.

That tan Nissan was just sitting there on the highway for over an hour? No flares or hazard lights? It’s amazing it took that long for someone to hit it...

A BAC of .014? Umm...that’s like 1/2 a drink.

The inbred diesel truck crowd ruins EVERYTHING automotive related in Maryland.

I wanted to share this, from Doug Coby, driver of the #2 modified:

Christopher may be the last driver to ever do what he did; to compete in so many upper level divisions so successfully for such a long period of time is truly remarkable. The racing world is a worse place without him and it’ll never be the same.

I know you want it black, because you want it body color. Not black like the storm trooper Jeeps.

Read: Gizmodo Media Group will have to pick a different, less fucking annoying advertising strategy.

If you have enough $$$$ never

What Doug should be doing is try saving Irwindale Speedway from the wrecking ball come early 2018 to be made into a Shopping mall.

The ‘08 Civet Hybrid I’m commuting in has 180,000 miles and still runs and drives like new. The original battery pack is even still even clocking in, somehow.

Ugh. Typical glory boy. You play for the name on the FRONT of your jersey!

Why doesn’t Die Hard get that 24 hour for one day TNT treatment? It’s certainly better than A Christmas Story.

Your opinion is objectively incorrect.

From April 7? This will be an unjust Twitter-keelhauling.

If you were on this flight, please contact Jalopnik before finding shelter. Also, make sure you include a Verrit code so we know you’re story is true.

REO Speedwagon.

I actually prefer the front end of the earlier 4th gens over the later ones. I also like the look of the all black top verses the body colored C-pillar