Upon closer inspection, the other side of the frying pan said, “I am the man... who grabs the sun... RIDING TO VALHALLA! I live, I die. I LIVE AGAIN!”

Hello, is this Univision? I’m calling to ask you to shut down the online publication Jalopnik, as it now posts horrible takes.

You are trying to tell me that a tiny, inexpensive, sub compact car made specifically to just get someone into a car are shitty to drive...? GAH I WILL NOT HAVE THIS BULLSHIT! I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS TRASH

I’m just going to say this:

Jaguar’s new SUV is the “eff-PAH-che”

TA1 seems to have become the playground for rich assholes who think they are race car drivers. Guys who are “above” Ferrari Challenge and the like. You mentioned Tommy Drissi and he is the perfect example, the guy is a class A dick and does stuff like that in everything he races. He puts up the persona of being an…

“I’d like NASCAR if they raced on road courses, and used production-based cars, and had a few endurance races, and less overt patriotism.”

so many good name choices if the NHL would get rid of the “gambling stigma” nonsense. As if people don’t already associate the city with it.

To be honest I find it stupid that the marshalls are allowed to line the track in the cool-down lap. It’s not like the cars were going at walking pace. It may be time to revisit those rulebooks.

Damn... didn’t realize they made the shift. My inner 12 year old mourns this. Candy apple paint and hot latinas... what a way to waste an afternoon when they parents were out. RIP

Kaylor? Is that a name now?

everybody I know calls Mercedes-Benz Stadium (am I the only one pissed off that our stadium will share a sponsor name with New Orleans) either the “New Georgia Dome” or “Megatron’s butthole”. I was sort of hoping that “the Stankonia Dome” would stick, but I’m beginning to give up on that

Imagine the same policy told to the delicate flowers of Oberlin...

There was a Miata (Roadster) coupe! They only made a few hundred, which were sold in Japan.

‘66 GTO 4spd - Left & Up

A buddy of mine bought an automatic Boxter. He started dating a girl who invited him to her family’s beachhouse. Thinking he was the shit, he drove her to the house in his Porsche, only to see 3 911s parked in the driveway, all manual. When he met the girl’s mother, she said, “Oh, you’re the one who drives the pussy…

As someone from Milwaukee who has sat behind thousands of loud smelly HD motorcycles in his lifetime (and for many years to come) I just have this to say:

That .gif is major blue balls bait.

This information negates the entire plot of Cool Runnings