@CABEZAGRANDE: if you hit another car hard enough in GT5 online, your engine cuts off.

@bdinger: 100MB wasn't enough on my smartphone :P

@IIoWoII: This is much more preferable than that

@truthtellah: This sounds like a decent performance, if it were performed by a brain dead menstruating baboon with trisomy 21

@jezzarisky: Since we realised Gingerbread really wasn't that big of a release

@MasterxAce: That was the only part that was even mildly amusing for me

@Captain Fish, PhD (c): It went about 8:31 minutes longer than it needed to

@phlavor: A Jaguar eating a Pedobear

@916CALLTURK: Yo Moma does me?

@Settings: The car just doesn't make sense.

@bearslayer: So far, through inductive reasoning, since every being on this planet is made out of the same elements, all living beings must be. It is a fundamental principle of science to give us a secure "truth". However, this "truth" is very prone to change, or the so called 'paradigm shifts'. It happened with…

@Jesse in Japan: Though I do understand the advantages of a neutron bomb if its concept had been successful (ie. the warmongers using the device would be able to capture the city and for example, gain enemy intelligence rather than being left with merely a piece of rubble to teabag), the increased nuclear fallout…

@alby1481: your mom's a tree ;)

@FordGTGuy: Megan Fox would melt it all ;)

@Dunadan: how did boobs ever make it on to youtube? I am shocked!

@Lion_Knight: Fine then. You just sit here with your meek muscles when the zombies come along. Then we'll see who's laughing.

@pixelsnader: Indeed. It looks like an interesting concept but they should have made a live video rather than have a failed gigolo perform a klingon mating ritual with this thing.

Actual advice?

@ixta70: Our lecturer had her entire powerpoint presentation written in comic sans. I am studying medicine at a university... the lecturer was a respected cardiologist. Some people...

@LTA: Steve Jobs is expensive... you would know wouldn't you, you dastardly naughty brigand ^^