Don’t we all breathe through our skin?

Why can’t they just recast Jonathan Majors? Reimagining an entire phase of the movies midway through their run seems like so much more a pain than letting a single actor go.

I remember being in high school, and my friends insisted on seeing My Father the Hero in theaters (to this day, I can’t recall why). It was so mind-numbingly bad and gross, I was PISSED at my friends. I mean, back then I thought I had better taste in films than my friends, but that pretty much confirmed it for me.

I realize I’m in the minority here, but I don’t understand the love for The Shining. I tried to rewatch it recently and got bored halfway through. It’s such a product of its time. Actually it feels very 70s, which to be fair is when it was technically filmed. I think The Thing is superior and holds up to this day with…

I know people who want to be the one who scares but don’t like being scared back. Everybody’s different. I love being the scarer and the scared.

The day I had to explain “deez nutz” was hilarious and challenging.

His accent is scarier.

Hot take: If Final Chapter is the best film of the series then there are no good films in the series, which ... sounds about right. Friday the 13th has always been a copy of the formula set by Carpenter’s superior Halloween. Aside from the iconic hockey mask, the series hasn’t accomplished much.

Noooooooooooo!

My nine year old freaked after he accidentally saw an ad for The Pope’s Exorcist. My response was “But that movie is soooo good!”

Hot take: The Exorcist III is better.

Yeah, I don’t know if you can call any piece of art “objectively bad” because art is very subjective. We all interact with and interpret it differently.

Same with Brooklyn 45. It’s interesting and would make a great play. But there’s very little horror in it until the final minutes. It’s mostly a showcase for some fantastic acting.

What is the deal with the killer’s voice in Spiral? It’s either AI or the worst line readings ever.

Out of the two responses to my comment, yours was the best. Thanks for not being childish.

“Come As You Are” simmers on a percolating riff that vaguely resembles Killing Joke’s “Eighties”

Basically, he should stop making kids movies.

Topher seems like a cool guy, and he’s apparently my celebrity look a like.

One of horror’s most popular franchises? Really?