Sometimes I feel like I'd rather watch a show loosely based around Sire Records in this time period.

Agree! Plus, the Nightcomers seem more dangerous (and nightmare-inducing) than Arianne and the Sand Snakes.

At this rate Sheldon is going to end up like Seligman in Nymphomaniac :(

A kind hearted, decent minister would not have gone to that house to have sex, so then there'd be no murder.

Joe has a complete backstory. While there are many reasons to complain about The Following, that one is not valid.