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Matthew Catania
mattthecatania

The Necropolis should definitely make a cameo.

Glasgow’s Necropolis is sick, actually, and would be a super cool place to set a scene in the film.

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It’s a sad world for the kids who grew up not knowing about Colombian neckties, curb stomping, necklacing, blood eagles, drawing and quartering, scaphism, and Glasgow smiles.

Ill only watch if it involves her eating ray liottas brains

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Vanessa Morgan (Toni on Riverdale) tweeted today that she just got married. Riverdale’s insanity is so extreme and great at this point that I half expect Cheryl/ Madelaine Petsch to like frame him for the murder of a bunch of drug-dealing nuns in order to win her girlfriend Toni back 

I would really like them to skip college altogether and jump ahead 5 years. A soft reboot is needed, since the story lines have gotten so ridiculous.

I’d also like to mention the relaunch of Unstoppable Wasp where Nadia Van Dyne, Hank Pym’s daughter from his first marriage, celebrated her first birthday party with her friends and met her extended family for the first time.

I was at an early press screening for cats. Let me shed some on this.

As for the weird backstories of all the cats with weird names who don’t get songs--I have a friend who was in several national tours of the show in the 90s.  He says that the chorus cats were actually given notes with extensive backstories about how all of the cats interrelated, which read as some weird soap opera

But then you’ve got In The Heights which very surprisingly looks good and might zap the subgenre back to life to pave the way for Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark: The Musical: The Movie.

The Wicker Man is already a musical.

The Wicker Cat

Kinja needs fixing. It’s monstrously annoying that I can’t click on a response to a thread and be taken TO that response.

It’s shocking to me, especially with netflix since they’ve been at it longer, that streaming services don’t consider completed or continuing series of any value and would rather just make attention-grabbing announcements of the next big thing. Yeah, sure, that’s great, but all of these services are becoming graveyards

This is brutal news. This show helped me with my crippling social anxiety enough to be able to go to a doctor and get medication for it, and the medication seems to be working great. If things keep going as they are I might even be able to piece my mind back together (still lacking a lot of social experience because I

I really don’t get where AMC comes off. It’s not like they’re the groundbreaking network they were in years past. But it is heartbreaking that not even Netflix, lover of huge debt, wouldn’t at least throw a few million at a 3rd season. It’s unbelievable the crap Netflix has given the green light to, but they won’t

Since this will be read by fans, I actually know Brent Jennings (super fucking cool), Sonya Cassidy (she’s a cute nerd irl), and David Ury (nice dude), as they shop at my job. I will relay nice things you all say about them and the show. Brent is a seasoned pro so he’ll be ok but I know he liked being Ernie. David

I’d argue that the original Crisis on Infinite Earths only helped the DC universe a little bit and then hindered it a lot. Sure, there were a lot of alternate Earths and a lot of stuff to remember and combining the JSA and JLA into one world was a good idea (even if it did result in the Hawkman Problem), but