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Did he say how many minutes it was until Wapner?

These newspaper clippings were clearly from a different time, when Kansas football was bad.

Looks more like Ryan Fry (not Ryan Harnden) was talking to Jacobs there.

Barbaro

When you called Cardinals games, how many times did La Russa stumble into the press box and bring in a left-handed broadcaster?

My wife wants me to throw away all my +1s accrued throughout the years. "You never use them and they take up space." But I like to look at them and know they're there.

Playing the Hitler hole requires complete concentration.

We'll find out next Tuesday.

ESPN didn't even make a token attempt at paraphrasing; Lynn Hoppes would be proud.

Seems like a great opportunity to swap it out with a Power Rangers/Putties fight scene.

I didn't even know they were rebooting "Ladybugs."

Isn't it true that the definition of irony is a bunch of possible pedophiles on this comment thread asking YOU the questions?

What's your favorite amendment?

"I had a teammate at Denver who played the same position as me and he went to the University of Notre Dame." Um, Brady Quinn isn't a running back.

I hope he drops the soap ... OPERA. Soap opera.

Is 400 years enough time for Jerry Sandusky to figure out the new commenting system?