Trailer: "THIS IS NOT A TEST"
Cardale Jones: "Thank God."

Refs have a lot of shit to do already. Worrying about which penalty flag to pull out should not be one of them. Inevitably the ref is going to pull the wrong flag out, and it'll create another situation. I feel like this is solution for something that's not really a problem.

Leave it to a creationist to start making shit up.

"I've always been straight edge. Like, I mean as straight as the surface of a mirror."

Well, it's about time MMA had something to sully its image.

Report: University of Michigan to Donate $8 Million to Walmart

Apparently the evidence was deemed to be targeting.

In response to this failure by the courts, Roger Goodell has unilaterally decided to execute Aaron Hernandez. On advice from the NFLPA, Hernandez's defense team has decided to accept the ruling but has adamantly objected to the process.

I don't like the attention Newton brings on himself. Look at him getting in a collision right outside the Observer offices.

I sincerely hope he's ok.

So much for letting the experts do their job.

HR Manager: The NFL and the Buccaneers would like to thank you for your services, but unfortunately due to policy changes we are unable to continue to employ unpaid homeless people.

Belichick: Seriously, Rob. Why 69?

What's the big deal? Most Michigan men are unemployed.

Taveras enters gates

"I'm not going to respond to hypotheticals here."

Wow, that girl is unbelievable!

Talk about clickbait. I came here looking for a Jets article.

When asked about his role in the disturbance, Maradona denied any involvement, saying merely "It was the hand of God."

How the heck can they expect a man to celebrate a ping-pong championship without a little racket?!