What MLB team would? At this point, even AA is a struggle for him.

Hey Captain! Open up! We've got to install these microwave ovens!

@darrenrovell Thanks @UniversalEnt for sending me #UnbrokenMovie! But soldiers during WWII have almost no market value. Most of us watch for country on the front of uni.

Having been stopped by the CHP more times than I really care to admit, they're a very professional and courteous bunch, and good ambassadors for the state. If they want to hoon around small racetracks in Chargers, well, hell, that's not the worst use of my tax dollars by a long margin.

I really hate the dealer experience. Like, every part of it. (Well, I don't hate buying parts from them, that's pretty hard to screw up.) Everyone knows about the crap they pull when selling cars, but even getting cars serviced is a problem. On multiple occasions I have taken my cars for warranty work, and told…

If anything auto dealer "middle men" are bad for consumers. If a manufacturer wants to open up their own showrooms and foot the cost and sell direct they should be able to. Why must the middle men be protected by laws? These are the same people who scream "nobody is guaranteed a job" when people complain about…

And they replied: "Do what again?"

My brother came to visit from Ireland last summer. He moved from NYC about 20 years ago. His jaw dropped the first time he went on the train with me. His exact words...."I can't believe it's so clean! And for 2.50, you can still go to almost anywhere you want in the city...wow..I thought it would be a lot more. …

Gabby Schilling: [gets bailed out by someone else]
Curt Schilling: [tears welling in his eyes] "A chip off the old block..."

What a shock: Nick Young taking some unnecessary shots.

I'm pretty sure we going to run into each other soon

yeah Ok Swaggy P where was all this gangster talk when Snoop called Iggy all types of B's and C's??

Oh boy. I wonder if this might give people a reason to hate Duke.

"I'm sorry, but she wouldn't have a job if it wasn't for the fighters. She wouldn't."

There are all sorts of people tangentially related to sports that can make more than the athletes. Of the top of my head; coaches, announcers, vendors, the owner. None of those people would have jobs if not for the athletes. But…

Rousey saying "fighting for their lives" in regards to the fighters is hilarious. Most UFC fights I see aren't fights to the death, but hey, whatever helps you sleep at night.

UFC President Dana White responded, "Sure, we COULD pay all are fighters more than our ring ba...er...girls, but then we wouldn't have the money to bring you SOOOOO many exciting fights. Like UFC 192 Smith vs. Other Smith. Or UFC fight night on Fox sports 1, featuring Janitor Versus Substitute Teacher. Or even UFC on…

They obviously pay them based on looks.

You wanna know why we still have idiot lights? As an automotive tech, I guess it's up to me to come out and say it, flamesuit be damned. 4/5 drivers are idiots, and 9/10 auto enthusiasts are idiots that think that between their "mechanic's tool kit" and their $25 harbor freight special OBDII scanner, they're goddamned…

This is just one of a number of rules the NFL is thinking about importing from college, including: