When asked about his role in the disturbance, Maradona denied any involvement, saying merely "It was the hand of God."

How the heck can they expect a man to celebrate a ping-pong championship without a little racket?!

On the flip side of the coin, this morning on Alex Jones' radio show, he spent a full 15 minutes on how he didn't believe that Jets could ever be responsible for such a huge, internal collapse

But how could he afford one with only $50 and no credit card?

He's still in line for beer.

Judging from the video, it appears there was no resolution.

I'm not surprised that a couple of guys who are into fantasy sports also enjoy pretending to fight each other.

Nurse: Are you sure this is what you want?

Having sex at the club is gross and inappropriate behavior. Having sex with a club, however, will land you a sweet job as editor in chief of Black Grantland.

"Listen, I fucked a hooker at the club and don't want to catch anything. I raw dogged her so I need something to kill that shit."

"Just fold it nicely and lay it on your lap. Don't make a big fuss about it. The attendant was doing their job."

With all due respect to the Ranger, you have to understand that not following company policy can get you fired pretty quickly at any job in an airline. Even if it's for a veteran. And the only people who seem to make a big deal out of it are people other than the Ranger himself... Knee-jerk reaction? Veteran good,…

[...] that uniform is the primary reason you can get on a goddamned airplane and not anticipate it being blown out of the fucking sky, so yes, you can show it some fucking respect.

Those are the men and women standing between you and chaos:

Fighting for our freedom in the middle east?

1. Nobody cares, fly business or with a different airline. Whiny bitch you are...

Oh my god don't say they're fighting for your freedom. The troops in the middle east at the moment are there to fight for the freedom of the countries being overthrown by ISIS, and that has little to do with America or even American freedom. In fact, troops being sent to fight abroad can't ever be fighting for your…

Raise taxes to enable better payment of servicemen, to give them sufficient health insurance and first-class psychotherapy. That shows gratefulness. The military should not ingress into society to force its rules and symbols upon it. It's a lesson Europeans learned from the USA after the world wars.

I'd say paying a better pension and battling psychological sickness caused by military service are far more respectful acts than empty symbolism towards a piece of cloth.

Seems like Foxtrot Alpha slipped over to Flightclub. Seriously, soldiers do their job and get payed for it. It's a noble profession, but so is being a flight attendant.