So maybe Anheuser-Busch isn't taking back its money or pulling its ads.

"How will you explain?"
Uh...with words.

Penn state fans very concerned about protecting children, suddenly.

Hermann went on to say that "those slapping sounds you hear are us disciplining our fans."

I call bullshit. If Coach K really wanted to use Team USA to showcase Duke basketball, he would have had them eliminated in the second round.

The NFL's explanation just got JACKED! UP!

16. How far can anyone acting as an agent of or at the direction of the NFL or the Baltimore Ravens punt a football?

1. If jet fuel doesn't burn hot enough to melt steel, then how di-

Update: Mike Tyson Elected Mayor of Toronto

I took the receipt out of his hand and I couldn't believe that anyone could be so callous.

"MAY NO ACT OF OURS BRING SHAME"

The students need to relax—showering praise is what got them sanctioned in the first place.

They must be using a lousy microphone, because I'm watching these videos and all I can hear is a rhythmic slapping sound.

Notice how there's no Applebee's logo visible while Mike talks his utter nonsense.

Auburn Fans: [tug collars]

This guy is a certifiable asshole. Who the hell names himself after the Ferguson PD?

Nice to see these fans get a taste of their own medicine. I mean, every fucking time I go to an A's game, there's some annoying DB who won't shut up while I'm trying to watch.

Via MotherJones (http://www.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/201…) "The problem with this story is that employer sanctions are not in effect for 2014. In other words, the Cubs will not be penalized for not providing their ground crew with insurance this year even if they work more than 30 hours per week. Apparently the Cubs…

I like how our public narrative is "obamacare is forcing companies to not have full time staff" rather than "companies are so fucking amoral and greedy, they'd rather not function than treat their employees well."

You think they would have learned by now that it doesn't matter how many tarp failures you blame on Obama, he's still going to get reelected.