Update: Mike Tyson Elected Mayor of Toronto

I took the receipt out of his hand and I couldn't believe that anyone could be so callous.

"MAY NO ACT OF OURS BRING SHAME"

The students need to relax—showering praise is what got them sanctioned in the first place.

They must be using a lousy microphone, because I'm watching these videos and all I can hear is a rhythmic slapping sound.

Notice how there's no Applebee's logo visible while Mike talks his utter nonsense.

Auburn Fans: [tug collars]

This guy is a certifiable asshole. Who the hell names himself after the Ferguson PD?

Nice to see these fans get a taste of their own medicine. I mean, every fucking time I go to an A's game, there's some annoying DB who won't shut up while I'm trying to watch.

Via MotherJones (http://www.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/201…) "The problem with this story is that employer sanctions are not in effect for 2014. In other words, the Cubs will not be penalized for not providing their ground crew with insurance this year even if they work more than 30 hours per week. Apparently the Cubs…

I like how our public narrative is "obamacare is forcing companies to not have full time staff" rather than "companies are so fucking amoral and greedy, they'd rather not function than treat their employees well."

You think they would have learned by now that it doesn't matter how many tarp failures you blame on Obama, he's still going to get reelected.

Not surprised this happened at Levi's stadium, seems like they're really putting it together on the fly.

That's weird. I though turf wars were typically associated with Oakland.

The Arizona Sundogs are suspending operations

The unwanted cupcakes were then shipped to the SEC where they were forced to play Auburn 4 times.

Most ex-NFLers don't get to experience their senior years either .

When you knock her unconscious and you only get a two-game suspension

Where the fuck does this guy live if he's watching an Oregon night game in broad daylight.

The dude who got hit lost a tooth and broke his jaw in three places, which he had to have wired shut.