Posted below, but applies to you, too: If your "opinion" is that certain people should be discriminated against, then you're a bigot. You're allowed to be a bigot if you want, but this isn't name-calling. It's the definition of the word.

I'm imagining two chupacabras 69ing.

Can you point out what you are talking about? Genuinely interested.

I'd be freaked out if I was him too. Hackneyed sportswriters have proven time and again that the man is a lightning rod.

What does that make your comment worth, then?

Soccer would be better if it was more like REAL football, with everyone pumping themselves up to superhuman size and smashing together, destroying knees on "good blocks," etc. Pussy-ass soccer players can actually walk and remember their own names when they're in their 40s, for Christ's sake. How is that even a…

You do understand it's the mic making the noise when he moves it, right?

Two things:

it's pretty clearly the sound of him adjusting the microphone...

"Coward."

"Here's your problem. See this support column? Looks like it was designed by a guy who learned calculus at a school which spent its money on a football stadium instead of a decent teacher."

"Hi and welcome to Applebees! Are you with a party or by yourself? Oh, I see you're with a party! Thanks for coming, the set of worthless fucking douchebags are over there in the goddamn corner."

10/10 would read cover to cover

Better than anything on the news stand right now.

What the...what is...I...I have no comment...

Everyone knows Paterno always looks the other way when it comes to someone else looking to score.

"The most irritating rivalry in baseball?" And here I thought that was the Braves vs. fun.

and i thought most arizonians were vehemently anti-beaner.

Lurking in the background: Friar Santa Claus.