"Runaway Novelty Beer Blimp Just Floating Around, Forever And Ever"

Too much overlap between 'Soccer' and 'MLS'. That should have opened up a slot for 'College Football Conference Fan'.

There's still time to institute balsa wood bats that the managers break over their knee as the signal for a challenge. Make it happen.

"God told him to stay at the airport and don't do anything, just stay there."