Happy to see my two favorites of the year, JACKIE and THE WITCH, on this list.

It's a beautiful reminder that when enough people unite their voices behind a common cause, it can cost Shailene Woodley a gig. #WeDontCareIf ShesAGoodPersonWeThinkShesNotHotEnoughToBeMaryJane

"The best documentary I've ever seen! Tremendous!"

Nobody's come through completely unscathed, but a few people didn't have too bad a time. Miami hip-hop artist Gunplay only really got stopped short by the last wing or two, Chris D'Elia actually seemed pretty unfazed through most of it, and Joey Fatone, believe it or not, blew through them like a warrior.

Well, since pop culture includes music, I have six words for you…

Early on in "GoodFellas," there's a beautiful slow-motion push-in on Paul Sorvino as he takes a hearty bite of a hot dog at a barbecue. No food item in film has ever or will ever look more appetizing than Paulie Cicero's hot dog.

You can ask him yourself. At the rate SNL is going, he'll probably be hosting next week.

This photo will suffice for the post 2000-Robert Duvall film of your choice.

It's a FAMILY GUY quote.

"That's too pretty a name for her. She should be named, uh, Thud. Or Oof."

The barbecue sketch was the best part of the whole episode. That they aired that stupid Oliver Twist bit and not "A Touch O' Heat" is baffling, not least because it included Garfield's deepest and funniest character work of the entire show.

Good point. As gifted as Ejiofor may be, I don't get as much of a sense that he's "owed" as I do with McConaughey.

If there was nothing else to focus on, then Jonah Hill wouldn't have gotten a nomination.

Larry the Cable Guy plays a tow truck named Mater…so he can run a business called "Tow Mater".

Sorry, but we already know Diaz's perfect date. Cheap dinner. Watch basketball. Bone. Down.