Star Wars is an ever-growing universe...

The more Elmo talks, the less Elmo says. He should just disappear into his giant vault of money.

I walked into my local Acura dealership in 1996, ready to buy my first new car. The salesman took a quick look at me and said, “you’re here for an Integra?” At the time, Acura only had the Integra, the TL and RL sedans, the NSX and the SLX SUV. The little ‘Teg was so out of Acura’s target base it could have had it’s…

You don’t have one?

That one guy looks like my urologist. Oh man...

This seems to be the best deterrent for car thieves:

Something about this seems off. Reminds me of that floating magician:

This reminds me of when the boy band N’Sync supposedly appeared in the background of one of the prequels. What next, celebrity soundtracks?

The first episode of “Wheeler Dealers” had a 924. Watch this before you buy.

I just watched “Arrested” on Netflix last night. Is this in all markets?

[sigh] Cindy Morgan...

That rear end is looking more Dark Knight Batmobile than ever.

so for about the same amount of money you can get a 2014 Prius with 120k miles and a Carmax warranty. The Prius is a better, safer car with it’s technology, airbags, safety thingies and bing bong noises, but c’mon; which one would you rather be seen riding around in?

“Last year, Bloomberg estimates Meta, Amazon, Alphabet, and Apple collectively spent $70 million with Amazon alone spending nearly $20 million.”

Buying a Porsche, any Porsche, is buying a key into a club that predefines who you are. Caymans aren’t better or worse than most cars in it’s price range, but along with ownership you are afforded certain privileges; dirty looks from other drivers, parking lot panic, cop paranoia, and the dreaded dash warning light…

“I’d like to submit my answers in TikTok form.”

Jack Dorsey looks like the kind of dude who wears shoes he bought off a hobo and concocts ice cream flavors in his garage like “WOKE-a Almond Fudge.”

There are no winners, except for the two parties involved, who win no matter what.

So what are they now, “Don’t Buy?”

Disney: “Hey, Damon. First off, great script. So many words and feelings and hash-tagables, just like a real script. Quick point; can you work a dancing Grogu in there somewhere?”