Looks like a fun little runner but that rear end will always remind me of a twerking She-Hulk no matter what.

Now that is some real Lionel Hutz lawyerin’ there.

Why is everything Bitcoin is related to a scam?

Disney should just re-release the Daft Punk figures. You don’t even need faces!

Some ideas should just stay in your head.

“Before diving into the fantastical world of 7-star hotels, it’s worth getting an understanding of what 7-star hotels actually are. Because in actual fact, they don’t really exist – the Burj Al Arab Dubai is the only one that has officially 7-stars.”

Does this mean Mint Mobile will continue to exist or will it simply me masticated and digested into T-Mobile’s intestines?

Let’s be honest; any car can be a million-mile car with enough dedication and parts. The owner just has to decide how deep down the “Ship of Theseus” rabbit hole they want to go.

SVB’s new owner, a Mr. Potter, blamed the bank’s issues on one lazy, shiftless, sympathetic manager named George Bailey.

“Hey, everybody! There’s a new Subaru coming out!”

Kimmel is starting to look like one of the Saddam Hussein impersonators from “Arrested Development.”

Can I see it?

I’m sure Pantone is no better as far as greed, it’s just weird how Adobe implemented it. I have a copy of CS5 that I use but if someone with CC tries to open one of my files with called out PMS colors, they all show up black. That’s ridiculous.

There was a time, when car prices made sense, that you couldn’t even give Pintos away. They were cute little runners that could have helped America during the fuel crisis; if it wasn’t for that pesky gas tank.

Once Adobe went to the pay-per-month plan I knew things were bad. When Adobe pulled support for Pantone color libraries AND Type 1 fonts, things became ridiculous. Does the Adobe governing board even use their own creative products?

This reminds me of the team of thieves who meticulously plan a $million jewelry heist and get away scot free, only to be caught the next day trying to sell diamond rings to strangers on the street.

It seemed so easy in the cartoons.

Dudebros™ exude the energy that the social medias run on; lip sweat and energy drink farts.

You would think that people who deal with money in the billions would be able to keep better track of it. Unless they are lying of course, but why would anyone lie about money?

I’m amazed how many of these people just cruise right thru red lights. I see this everyday. Did they change a law? Is this some TikTok challenge?