“Honey, it’s February. Time to put the Christmas decorations away.”
“...Um, they are as put away as they’re going to get.”

Poor Lincoln. They try...

Wake me in 1000 years when this all gets sorted out.

I liked Subaru better when they made weird stuff.

The only thing this piece of human trash will understand is that he lost his job because of black people.

There’s some beautiful work done on these cars, more art than auto for sure. I’m just curious how in Japan, where car modifications are so heavily regulated, are these allowed to drive on the road? Some kind of special parade permit?

Considering how most Indian people say, “we don’t drive in India; we avoid accidents,” I’m surprised they don’t make their body panels out of Nerf.

These are the Porsches you SHOULD buy, because the Porsche Tax has been redacted and you don’t have to worry about the “purity.” It’s already a Frankenstein monster, so have fun with it. A couple weekends spent lying on cold cement will clear up the few issues underneath, some scotch pads and a quick trip to MAACO…

There wasn’t really much damage, other than the wheel bearings, which wore prematurely because of the spacers installed and the driver’s propensity for riding the rumble strips. Everything else was worn brake pads from the traction control, tires (obviously), leaking CV joints from overheated grease, and maybe a moist…

Someday, someone will stick the 6-speed manual from an 86 (Aisin AZ6) into one of these 4-cylinder Supras and bring it back to life. Not that it will be any faster, or easier to drive, but the spirit of the Supra will return.

The aftermarket:

That’s... awful.

The best thing to do with this Del Sol is to stick the engine in the trunk (a turbo K24 not this original one) and make it a mini-NSX. Find another wrecked Del Sol (they aren’t that hard to find) and salvage the fenders, front clip, etc. It’s a lot of work, but doable and the results are satisfying.

I thought those were all leased to the city as part of a green deal BMW made with the CARB.

“Car too sexy. Many womens jump in open window, kiss driver cause hazard. Need less sex for work commuting.”

First, I imagine the smell inside isn’t quite springtime fresh. Second, DO NOT attempt to climb from the driver’s seat to the passenger’s with the e-brake in that position.

Neither one of these candidates can use their head holes to create sound thoughts that anyone can brain learn.

Getting T-boned in a Scion IQ is the vehicular equivalent to having your beloved wife cheat on you with the pizza delivery kid. You are worse off in life than could ever have imagined.

Pull the engine and gas tank out and stick a Tesla powerplant in there. You’ll have a very luxurious car that you can literally drive for a million miles, maintenance free, before the wheel bearings explode.

One day chickens will evolve to be truly flightless, losing their delicious wings entirely. Eat ‘em while you can.